Here is a good way to not study:

12 POSITIVES & NEGATIVES
1. I have a Birth mark: I have a scar in the shape of a smiley face on my leg. Maybe I kicked a happy person.
2. I like skittles: They're fine.
3. I have plans for tomorrow: Cal's OCEANS show, and working.
4. I play more than 4 sports: If you count like "The Sport of Chasing Jillian Around", "The Sport of Drinking too much Coffee", "Pretending to Play a song on a Piano Mat"
5. I love country Music: No I don't.
6. I am content with my life: Oh yes.
7. I drink water: Yes I do.
8. I own an iPod: I own a shady mp3 player.
9. I have been to a Party: Life's a party.
10. I like winter: Yes.
11. I know someone who has passed away from a disease: Yes.
12. I own more than 5 pair of Shoes: Yes.

11 HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Gone to the mall with a whole bunch of people: Only at gun point. It will be like "Amy, meet me at Silvercity, Josh just needs to grab a something something", ten minutes later I'm full shopping and feeling completely tricked. I like shopping at the Bulk Barn.
2. Jumped off somewhere that was high: Everything I can.
3. Eaten sushi: Yes.
4. Cursed around an adult?: No, I bless them, no curses.
5. Left the country: Just to the States.
6. Killed something?: A level of Guitar Hero.
7. Cried your heart out: No. But if I die without getting a husky I might.
8. Pet a pig: No.
9. Failed a class: No.


10 LASTS
1. Wrote on your wall: Robyn Simon.
2. Time you cried: I have no idea.
3. Thing you Drank: Hasbeans Independent Roaster's Coffee. I love you.
4. People you saw a movie with?: I downloaded The Rocker with Sarah.
5. Something you regretted: Not eating breakfast. Not sleeping. Walking in the rain with no umbrella. Ordering an extra fish sauce when one was enough.
6. Person you yelled at: Brittanie to jump in the car cause Steph can't stop when she's going reverse and she needed to get in!
7. Person you spoke to in person: My Mom.
8. Lie you told: That I didn't bite the ginger cookie.
9. Person you gossiped about: I'd rather not say, it's shameful!

6.THOUGHTS ON
1. Britney Spears: I like her pre-VMA skit with Jonah Hill.
2. Tim Hortons: You are not Canadian.
3. Barney: I think Sarah Ross should star on it. After all she is majoring in music and family studies.
4. Smoking: No.
5. Theme parks: What's the theme. A park themed after the Office, yes please.
6. People who brag: Hurray!

5.QUESTIONS ABOUT TOMORROW
1. Plans: Wake up, laugh if my french braid is still in, shower, study, work 1:15 - 5:15, then Calvin's running a concert.
2. Will it be better than today: Yes, because I'm sick.
3. Are you excited: Yes.
4. Will you have fun: Yes.
5. Will you get high: No.
6. Who will you hang with?: Brittanie, Jillian, who ever comes!

4.QUESTIONS ABOUT YESTERDAY
1. What did you do: Class, study, Calvin came over, Ben Thanh's with the crew, Steph Britt and Jill came for Top Model, Britt slept over.
2. Who did you hang out with: Stephanie, Brittanie, Jill, Jen, Stephane, Calvin, Joe Long, Chris, Bethany, who am I forgetting.
3. Was it fun: No it was the worst ever.
4. Did you eat anything unhealthy: Actually, not really. Veggie spring roll, Vermiccili bowl, mango pudding, water, green tea.
5. Did you Shower? Heck no.

3. PEOPLE YOU TRUST WITH YOUR SECRETS
1. Calvin
2. Whalley
3. Jillian


2. WHAT DID YOU DO'S
1. Your last birthday: I was in Huntsville and chilled with moose and bears.
2. This day, last week: Uh, can't remember. Watched the Office?

1. THING YOU COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT
1. Cheques from the government.

My adventure last night,

9:45pm: A lone Siberian husky is hanging out outside the door of my Starbucks. I go investigage. He's a friendly bugger and Adam says he recognizes him from another time he was around and a co-worker, Anna, helped him back home. We play for a bit but a few times he gets too close to the highway and I decide to take him home.
10:15pm: Dean lets me punch out and my mom arrives with rope. I start walking him but it's a half hour walk so we give up and take a ride from Mom in her Escape. With the window down, he's loving the ride.
10:30pm: I try getting ahold of Anna with no luck. The phone number on the dog's tag brings me to the answering machine of a pet center that isn't open this late. We feed him some beef and hang out.
10:45pm: Anna calls back. Her parents know where the dog's from (he lives near them) but don't know the #, they can only describe the house. It's out on Medowlily Rd South (a really creepy street I might add, that I often drive to with friends just to freak ourselves out) and her family lives in Medowlily Rd North which is seperated by a walking-only bridge (or you can drive around but it takes a while).
11:30pm: After trying every creepy Texas Chainsaw Massacre house we give up. The first house had no one at it, second one a hill billy gave us serial killer eyes, next one didn't have a drive way, next one there were only little kids home too scared to answer the door late, next one was like a meth lab... We decide to drive around and try to find Anna's house. Call Dad, he looks up their last name and finds us the address.
11:40pm: Anna's mom walks with me over the bridge, past the drug dealers and child rapists, to the same house we were at before with the scared kids. We knock and a girl answers with her friends. We say, "We found your dog", she says "Oh, sorry, I thought you were breaking in before, we called the cops" and right on cue a cop car arrives.
12:00am: After explaining everything to the officer and stupidly asking him for a ride back to my mom's car (across a bridge that can't drive on, derrr..) I get home.
Right now: UGHHHHH I WANNNTT HIMMM BACCCCKKKK.

Keeping on task is more exhausting than running 100 marathons.


Other than lips where is your favorite place to get kissed?
A space ship.

Were you happy when you woke up today?
I was mostly confused why I was in my sister's bed. It came to me later.

How about now?
I'm definitely happy. Mom made sweet tea & guacamole - good day!

Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
No.

Who was the last person you ate with?
Myself I guess.

Are you currently taking a science class in school?
Not this semester, it's all business & philosophy.

Kiss on the first date?
I don't know, I've been spoken for since I was 15 so these questions seem a bit irrelevent.

Would you rather have chicken or steak?
Tricky! At this moment, steak.

What were you doing at 10 am?
Studying!

Are you different now than you were six months ago?
Mid-october.. no, probably about the same. maybe different hair, I'm not sure of the time line.

What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Just water.

Who was the last person to text you?
JD Avery.

What month is your birthday in?
November.

Can you live a day without tv?
I can live every day without TV.

When was the last time you saw your dad?
Noon today.

How many pets do you have?
One cat.

How many houses have you lived in?
Two.

How many city/towns have you lived in?
Only London. But I've been a roamer of many others.

Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet like Andy Samburg as Jack Johnson on SNL.

What is your favorite color?
All.

What are you doing for your next birthday?
I'm breaking the world record for sweetest party ever.

What are you thinking about right now?
A large cookie for some reason.

Any plans for next weekend?
I am.. helping Cal, Steph, Jordan & Spencer move. "Helping", haha. I'm probably just sitting on boxes and laughing.

What were you doing at 12 last night?
Reading my Serial Killer book in Angela's bed. And trying to do her clap-on, clap-off light with singing.

Do you smile a lot?
You tell me.

Have you ever had a life-threatening injury?
Sure. That I can recall.. well there were a few nasty biking mishaps.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
A dietitian who laughs every day, makes her family & friends proud and uses every moment to prepare for Heaven!

Do you like flying or driving?
I've never flown.

Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
I did it once when I was way too young to be driving, but I think I could pick it up pretty quick.

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Video game systems.

Do you wear any jewelry daily?
Some bracelets.

Who got you the jewelry you are currently wearing?
Well the one is off a vaccuum cleaner, and the rest I just found in my room.

How often do you remember your dreams?
Every time, but only for a short while.

What is your ringtone?
I don't know.

Are you mad about anything?
No not at all.

What time did you go to sleep last night?
Probably around 12.

Where did you last sleep besides your own bed?
Angela's bed, and also a little in Spencer's but he doesn't know that.

Oh sweet package from California, you make me dance with joy.
I love you Ebay, I love you!


D&G Champagne Sunglasses


1950's Ray Bans Wayfarers - like Buddy Holly!

Interestingly enough on Thursdays my ride gets me to school an hour before my class starts, so this little blog of mine is in for a treat!

A) Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Starbucks Coffee Slugger / Cartoon Artist
2. Booster Juice Smoothie Blender
3. Good Life Fitness Juice Bartender
4. Upper Room Bookstore Bible Wench

B) Four movies I would watch over and over:
1. Children of Men
2. Jackass 1 or 2
3. Juno
4. 300

(C) 4 places I have lived:
1. My bedroom
2. Starbucks at Highbury and Commissioners, wall seat of the bar stools
3. My cottage
4. Every library in London, Ontario

(D) Four TV Shows that I watch
1. Paula's Home Cooking
2. Hell's Kitchen
3. Anything that Angela's watching (American Idol, Survivor, The Office, LA Ink...)
4. Bam's Unholy Union

(E) Four places I have been recently:
1. The gas station
2. Glad Tidings Assembly aka the Gateway Drug
3. The Whalley Palace
4. London Life

(F) People who text me (regularly)
1. Brittanie (Hardc)Orr
2. Jillian Trudgeon
3. Stephanie Whalley
4. The last three people are Stephane Hamelin, Justin Cox and Calvin Harrison ... and Samuel L Jackson, for the win

(G) Four Favorite foods:
1. Apple Juice
2. Uhh.. I don't know, I'm really not hungry
3.
4.

(H) Four places I would rather be right now:
1. A Between the Buried and Me show
2. My cottage
3. The gay pride parade with Spencer Schultz
4. Harajuku district, Japan

(I) Four friends I think will respond:
1. The entire cast of House
2. and Big Brother number nine or whatever
3. Three mothers
4. and someone wearing hairspray

(J) Things I am looking forward to this year:
1. Consuming twelve liters of honey per week
2. Bed head
3. The Canadian launch of the new ZENN car
4. Seeing Megadeath live with my best friend Calvin Harrison, not to be confused with UK's recording wonderboy Calvin Harris (har har)

I just got back from the gym and I feel so good. My body was like "Amy, this is what you need! It's called exercise." I was like dang, it took me 20 years to figure that out.

I read something very interesting on moral philosophy by Plato last night, but the only version of it I can find online is in Hebrew so.. can't share that gem with you unless you have the text book for Philopsophy 201g or are a well educated Jew.

Tomorrow my agenda is: get glasses, hospital visit, volunteer, class.

Aside from Parkwood, I'm beginning a new program at Community Living London and trying for a position at a new journal put out by the Ontario Association of Food Banks. It's as though I'm at war with having spare time. Forget sleep and food, give me insomnia and starvation.

Wednesday my only agenda is drive to Steph's house and drive home three hours later. If there are cupcakes involved, I won't complain.

Thursday I will literally do whatever it takes to spend some time with Calvin. And by that, I mean play Rock Band for nine hours.

Friday the 1-18-08 movie comes out! I've been stoked for that since Transformers opening week!

I am a published author!




Upside down? Oh come on! SCANNER!

 I am leaving for one of the hardest exams of my life in an hour and the last thing I should be doing is a survey.
Ha.

LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER: I've got no idea.. Resident Evil at the Drive in, ages ago?
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW: Invisble Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk (a re-read) and The Serial Killer Club by Jeff Povey. I'm also knee deep in a Biochemistry text book!
FAVOURITE BOARD GAME: Chess, specifically in a coffeehouse.
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Prevention, Homemakers, Kraft Kitchens, Canadian Living.
FAVOURITE SMELLS: Real vanilla bean, pumpkin candles, fresh bread with honey butter, Calvin's deoderant.
COMFORT FOOD: Right now, powdered mashed potatoes.
FAVOURITE SOUNDS: Acoustic guitar.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Choking.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING: What time is it?
FAVOURITE FAST FOOD PLACE: Starbucks.
FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: Wolfgang Harrison.
FINISH THIS STATEMENT: "IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY, I WOULD": Get married tomorrow.
DO YOU DRIVE FAST: Yes I do.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL: Well certainly not a starving one.
STORMS -- COOL OR SCARY: Neither.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: Grand Prix.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Rice wine vinegar.
FINISH THIS STATEMENT,'IF I HAD THE TIME, I WOULD LOVE TO': Sleep & eat.
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: Yes, cooked to death & pureed in soup.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE: White. Eh eh?
GLASS HALF-EMPTY OR FULL: It's just too big. Get a smaller glass and we wouldn't have this problem.
HOW MANY CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN: One, but I've slept in every town ever.
FAVOURITE PLACE TO RELAX: A kitchen floor.
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: An Exodus in Peril concert.
WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED: Old skate shoe boxes full of junk that people gave me that I think is funny like notes/drawing/dollar store gifts. Mostly from grade ten. Sometimes there is a cat under there as well.
TOILET PAPER/ PAPER TOWEL--OVER OR UNDER: Over.

 

Sorry I look sick as a dog. In all honesty, I just am.